The awkward moment when you and your parents are...
bitchofaliving: Parents, staring neutral at the TV: You, looking everywhere but at the TV not to show any type of interest:
When you realize the joke was aimed at you...
I was just thinking and..
ok im interested in riding i guess ;)
i didnt like that name so now im sirzae
r-o-n: volonta: What does Ellen DeGeneres cook for dinner every night? She doesn’t, she eats out. I don’t get it! lol i love a good lesbian joke
I still can't believe you found somebody new
r-o-n: But I wish you the best….I guess
anybody else watching this "Single Ladies" on VH1?
datatlkidd: Lauren London is in it also..its pretty good so far… currently watchin this is going to be VH1’s The Game
In a store with my mom.
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
I have a big, black clock.
rgnrd: Reblog if you misread that. Wait…oops.